Jul 29, 2012
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"I could fart and the person I’m looking for could smell it" - Lewis, on losing someone in Stonehouse (our local club?)

"I could fart and the person I’m looking for could smell it" - Lewis, on losing someone in Stonehouse (our local club?)

Jul 29, 2012
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"Pastrami is the superior luncheon meat." - Chloe

"Pastrami is the superior luncheon meat." - Chloe

Jul 29, 2012
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"I just malfunctioned" - Jeannie

"I just malfunctioned" - Jeannie

Jul 29, 2012
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"I AM THE BOURBON WALRUS" -Holly

"I AM THE BOURBON WALRUS" -Holly

Jul 29, 2012
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"I’m going to poke out your eyeballs and use them as stretchers."
"I’m going to scalp you and use your hair as a loincloth." 
- Jorge being “WhoreKray”

"I’m going to poke out your eyeballs and use them as stretchers."

"I’m going to scalp you and use your hair as a loincloth." 

- Jorge being “WhoreKray”

Jul 29, 2012
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"Four Weddings for a funeral” - Chloe

"Four Weddings for a funeral” - Chloe

Jul 29, 2012
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"Forever fivers" - If Holly won the lottery

"Forever fivers" - If Holly won the lottery

Jul 29, 2012
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"WhistleSmirks" - Smiling whilst whistling inconspicuously
"Wintitches" - Itches caused by cold weather

"WhistleSmirks" - Smiling whilst whistling inconspicuously

"Wintitches" - Itches caused by cold weather

Jul 29, 2012
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"I thought it was a double duck" - Holly

"I thought it was a double duck" - Holly

Jul 25, 2012
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Soon to premier on Slob Life, famous quotes such as:

  • “Four weddings for a funeral” - Chloe
  • “I’m going to poke out your eyes and wear them as stretchers.” - Jorge
  • “I’m going to scalp you and wear your hair as a loincloth.” - Jorge
  • “I am the bourbon walrus” - Holly
  • “If I can get a semi can you do me” - Jorge
  • “Wah.” - Sophie
  • “Rahhh” - Kieran
  • “Can I be black spiderman. And bust some serious skanks.” - Kieran
  • “They were sitting in brown murky water but I cooked them anyway” - Jeannie
  • “I just malfunctioned.” - Jeannie
  • “Pastrami is the superior luncheon meat.” - Chloe
  • “VOMIIIIITTTTTTT” - Sophie
  • “SBTRKT is McDonalds?” - Sophie
  • “I’ll tea no sugar please Jorge. Well, I wanted tea with my hot milk but whatever…” - Chloe
  • “FINN YOU LITTLE SHIT” - Everyone
  • "The WhistleSmirks." - Lewis/Holly
  • "I think the term Ravette will catch on." - Lewis
  • "We are like the Misfit Avengers" - Jorge
  • "WE ARE ON SKINS, LOOK, YOU’RE RELATED. SKINS! SHES 16, SKINS!" - Lewis
  • "Cats have been done to death, now slugs. We can make that happen." - Lewis


Open to suggestions from my friends if they see this. 

(Source: slob-life)

Jul 25, 2012
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Making Jorge do stuff

Making Jorge do stuff

Jul 25, 2012
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"Why sea LIONS? They’re related to dogs. Sea WOLVES. Thats better." -Sammi

"Why sea LIONS? They’re related to dogs. Sea WOLVES. Thats better." -Sammi

Jul 25, 2012
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"He has no legs, but he’s so happy" - Josh

"He has no legs, but he’s so happy" - Josh

Jul 25, 2012
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"OWLS HAVE LEGS. AND KNEES" - Nick.

"OWLS HAVE LEGS. AND KNEES" - Nick.

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